“It’s spelled ‘tire’ with an ‘i’, you idiot,” my boss says.
“I prefer tyre,” I say softly. “Helps me tell the difference between tyre as in ‘car tyre’ and tire as in ‘I’m tired of this job’. We don’t always have that luxury.”
I say casually, “For example, ‘ass’?”
“What do you mean, ‘ass’?”
“It’s spelled the same for a donkey or a rear end. And that can be confusing.”
His face turns red and he storms back into his office.
I guess it doesn’t really matter. Either way, my boss is still an ass.
Friday Fictioneers is a challenge set by Rochelle Fields where writers around the world create 100 word stories inspired by the one image. For more information see: https://rochellewisofffields.wordpress.com/2014/11/19/21-november-2014
Image by Jean L. Hays
‘Can you see the car, George?’
George bounces on the spot and points. ‘Car!’
We’re sitting side by side on the front step. Traffic rumbles past just metres away. Not the best place to bring up children. But you do the best with what you’ve got.
‘Look, George! It’s a truck. Can you say truck?’
‘No, not a…’
‘Well, close enough.’
My son looks at me with big blue eyes and smiles. I bundle him up in my arms and carry him inside.
Not the best place to bring up children.
But this is our place.
Bill Bryson’s Notes from a Small Island was my 5th book in my 100 book challenge and I’ve written a short review here. For someone who never used to read much (I hear you gasp – a writer who doesn’t like reading!?) I’m actually really enjoying working my way through the list. Check out the 100 book challenge list, and my other reviews, here.
Friday Fictioneers is a challenge set by Rochelle Fields where writers around the world create 100 word stories inspired by the one image. For more information see: http://rochellewisofffields.wordpress.com/2014/11/05/7-november-2014/
'My Story' by Julia Gillard was released 2 months ago
Julia Gillard became Australia’s first female prime minister in 2010. Reported in the Media as a cold, unemotional, and sometimes heartless woman, I found it difficult to like her. But after reading her book ‘My Story’ and seeing her in person today on her book tour at Newcastle City Hall, my view completely changed.
I was thrilled to see Bill Bryson on the 100 book challenge list as he’s one of my favourite authors.
In saying that, I was surprised to see that they’d chosen ‘Notes from a Small Island’ as the book on the list. I started reading it a few years ago and lost interest, preferring to read his European adventures book (Neither Here Nor There) or the American counterpart (Notes from a Big Country).
I mean, really, what does the UK itself have to offer?
Sure, London’s pretty neat and Stonehenge can be impressive (for the first three minutes at least) but I always saw England as a travel destination from which to take other trips to more exotic places like Prague or Barcelona or Amsterdam.
Could someone really write a whole 265 pages on the England, Scotland and Wales alone?
Because it was on the list, I had to give it ago.
’2040,’ he reads aloud, ‘last living bird, the common sparrow, dies from avian influenza.’
He moves along to the next panel and taps the touchscreen.
’2078: the last female crocodile in captivity, and last reptile known, dies of old age.’
He shakes his head in disbelief.
’2123: rising water temperatures lead to the death of all oceanic fish and mammals.’
He takes a deep breath before moving to the next screen.
’2236: last mammal on earth, male human living in southern China, dies age 98.’
He taps his antennae together thoughtfully.
And with a flutter of wings he is gone.
I felt a little sci-fi this week since my short story ‘Meet the Martians’ was recently published in the StringyBark Future Times Short Story anthology (hard copy and ebook). It’s an exciting moment to see my name in print, especially in a genre I’ve never attempted before. But bring it on! There’s something rather exhilarating about predicting the future, especially a future that’s been taken over by insects…
Friday Fictioneers is a challenge set by Rochelle Fields where writers around the world create 100 word stories inspired by the one image. For more information see: http://rochellewisofffields.wordpress.com/2014/10/22/24-october-2014/
Some good suggestions here, but I’d feel like I’d be cheating if I strayed from the list now!
Originally posted on Once uPUN a time...:
Blogger and author Jessie Ansons has set a challenge to read (and, I presume, review) 100 must read books. The list can be found here. Skimming the selection got me thinking about the books that I think are missing from that list.
For example, I would love to see Toni Morrison’s Beloved on that list. Morrison’s text showcases the complex interplay of past, present and future, and the difficult decisions which reverberate across time and space.
I would also like to see the much beloved John Green represented in the list. My vote would be for Paper Towns or The Fault in our Stars, however I would be happy to see any of his works make the list. Green has this uncanny ability to consistently craft engaging adolescent voices and it is for this, as much his story telling ability, that should earn him a place on the list.
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